WARNING: Spoilers for all who have not been keeping up with the Naruto manga.  Don't come crying to me if you haven't been and keep reading!
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Tobi's Still Alive (Lyrical Adaptation of Still Alive)

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
Akatsuki Ninjas
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
over all that is gone.
You just keep on trying
till your mask isn’t on.
And the Bijuu gets caught.
And the ninjas they all fought.
For the people who are
still alive.

I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you cut me and.
Killed Senpai
And made him blow up good.
And blast a big hole into the ground.
As he burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now the manga lately
makes a confusing time.
It annoys me greatly.
With this lame storyline.
So Itachi is dead.
And you tried to burn my head
but I’m awesome and I’m still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.
I hate this dumb family anyways.
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
Maybe the Kyuubi...
THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway this mask is great.
It's so foreboding and dark…
look at me still talking when there’s bijuu to catch
when I look at you
I think that you’re quite the wretch
I’ve got flashbacks that I’ll tell
that will make your life a hell
Aren’t you glad that you are
still alive.


But hey lookee I am still alive
I'm being creepy and I'm still alive
I have Sharingan and I'm still alive
While you’re crying I’ll be still alive
and when you’re dead I will be still alive
Still Alive
Still Alive